A new study by dating app Jaumo has revealed a number of preferences our ladies (and men) have for buying dildos and vibrators.
The study, which was conducted across 11 countries including Australia, is interesting in itself (a third of all sex toys ordered were pink, for example). But it also reveals a thing or two about what women really want – especially when it comes to size in the bedroom.
We’ve heard before: size doesn’t matter. It’s all how you use it, right?
But then, why don’t you ever see small dildos?
Well, apparently, you do. The study shows that while people on average seem to want a bigger sized dong when it comes to their favourite rubber friends, they're not as daunting as you might think.
In fact, it’s not at all bad news for ‘regular’ blokes out there – especially if you’re Canadian. Read on and find out why…
DOES SIZE MATTER?
The Spanish, known for their fiery dispositions and passionate approach to love-making, apparently also like it large. They topped the width and length list for the average size of vibrators and dildos ordered via Amazon, which came in at 18.8cm length and 4.4cm girth.
The Germans, kinky as always, prefer a similarly large ‘selfie-stick’ (18.5cm), while we Aussies came in third on the list, with the desire for a battery-operated-boyfriend averaging 16.8cm in length (we apparently like them thin though: a width of only 3.3cm is seemingly sufficient).
What does this tell us about the importance of size?
Well, according to menshealth.com, the average Aussie male’s ‘womb broom’ is 15.7cm – which is a full centimetre short of the dildos and vibrators being purchased here.
Though comparatively speaking, that’s not terrible news for your regular Aussie bloke.
Consider the average German’s ‘Kaiser Wil-Helmet’ is 14.4cm – which falls a full four and a bit centimetres short from what their lovers have in their bedside drawers.
The news is worse still for those boastful Latin lovers, the Spanish, whose average ‘Piña Colada’ length comes in at 13.5cm. Maybe all that macho posturing is – ahem – compensating for something, eh fellas? The lovely Spanish señoritas are requesting something a full 5cm more than most of you guys are providing, unfortunately.
The Canadians are the only ones with a reason to truly rejoice. Their ladies like their latex lovers to be an average 12cm in length – compared with the 14cm size of your regular Canuck. They do, however, prefer it wide – demanding a 4cm width to get them going.
We all know the old saying, it’s not the size of the boat – it’s the motion of the ocean.
Is it true? We may never be sure.
One thing is certain. Just make sure you stay in dock long enough for all the passengers to get off.