Who says Christmas has to be PG? Make this Yuletide less about avoiding your relatives and eating yourself into a ham coma, and more about getting festively frisky. Forget the perfume and stuff your lover's stocking with gifts of the toe-curling variety instead. Here are our top 10 sex toys guaranteed to get you both in the mood this holiday season.
1. KIIROO ONYX 2 & PEARL 2 COUPLE SET
Spending Christmas apart? Don't let the distance get between you. Fleshlight’s revolutionary Kiiroo Onyx and Kiiroo Pearl kit is essentially a his and hers set that allows couples to keep it sexy and intimate despite distance. When used by two people, these toys allow you to receive and give pleasure. For the boys, you have the Onyx – an automatic male masturbator, lined with Fleshlight's textured SuperSkin, which features 10 contracting rings that move in sync to mimic the sensation of thrust. When connected to the Kiiroo Pearl, the pleasure core will mimic your partner's movements, for an interactive erotic experience. For the ladies, we've got a touch sensitive vibrator called the Kiiroo Pearl. When stroked, the Pearl will transmit these movements to Onyx, which will respond by moving in sync. The Onyx user can control the speed and pattern of vibration of the Pearl with the external touch pad. Two way communication between toys gives you the ability to maintain intimacy with your lover from anywhere in the world. It sounds complicated but it's very intuitive.
Get the Kiiroo Onyx and Pearl at au.fleshlight.com ($394.99)
2. LELO MONA WAVE
A lot of sex toys have cum across my desk at Penthouse in 2018 and the Mona Wave is definitely one of my faves. The Mona Wave is one of LELO's most popular products and I only had to turn it on to see why. The vibrator has become famous for its ability to drive its users to climax through its clever ergonomical design. While it might just look like another fancy vibrator, turn this bad boy on and be amazed as the Mona begins to thrust. YEP! At the press of a button, this sex toy does all the work. It vibrates, it thrusts, it’s waterproof and it has six vibrating patterns. It’s everything you could want from a high end vibrator. While the Mona Wave is a winner for solo fun for her, it’s also an excellent addition to a couples toy box.
Use the code BLPENTHOUSE for a discount at blacklabelsextoys.com.au ($229)
The Tryst will make all of a couple's Christmases come at once. An extremely versatile toy, the uniquely designed Multi Erogenous Zone Masser provides stimulation for both men and women separately, and together. Wear the Tryst around the base of your shaft as a partner-pleasing cock ring for direct clitoral stimulation, and operate both vibration zones to intensify the pleasure. Or, hold the Tryst and use its firm but flexible arms to stimulate the clitoris or nipples. The Tryst can also be used internally, with the vibrating arms ergonomically designed to target the G-spot. The toy is conveniently USB rechargeable. Use with a water-based lube for maximum sensation.
Get the Tryst from adultshop.com.au ($106.95)
4. WOMANIZER PREMIUM
Ask any woman who’s ever had a Womanizer between her legs and you’ll be hard pressed to find one who doesn’t believe it’s the best clitoral stimulator to ever exist. While it might look like something a doctor would stick in your ear during a check up, the Womanizer is truly a gamechanger for women. Instead of just vibrating like a regular clitoral stimulator, the Womanizer sucks... in the best way possible. The toy utilises “Pleasure Air Technology”, with the nozzle essentially creating a seal around the clitoris while providing stimulation via rapid pulses of air. While a few companies have started to design toys with similar technology, sex toy experts hold the Womanizer up as the original and the best. The Womanizer is discreet, USB rechargeable and great for both solo or a great extra to coupled play. She's pricey but worth every cent.
Use the code BLPENTHOUSE for a discount at blacklabelsextoys.com.au ($289)
5. QUICKSHOT: VANTAGE
Half the size of the original Fleshlight, the Quickshot is unique due to its fully exposed orifices on each end. The design means the Quickshot can be used as supplementary stimulation during oral sex, or for solo fun times. Enter the Quickshot via either end and enjoy!
Get the Quickshot at au.fleshlight.com ($48.95)
6. LELO ORA 2
This all-in-one oral sex simulator and clitoral vibrator is being called the World’s most intelligent oral sex simulator. The Ora 2 is the upgrade of the original Ora – the second coming if you will. The upgrade features a larger nub that protrudes more from the silicone, providing a more intense rotation and stimulation for the user. What makes the Ora 2 a stand out toy though, is that it responds to touch. Yep! This sex toy practically reads her mind, automatically increasing the intensity of vibrations as more pressure is applied. No more fumbling for the settings as you're closing the deal on clitoral climax. Is there anything worse than trying to up the intensity of vibrations as you're about to cum, only to accidentally turn the toy off? It's a curse. With the Ora 2, simply gripping the toy and adding more pressure is enough to tell the Ora to increase vibrations exactly when and where they’re needed. The Ora is able to be charged via USB. No batteries or cords required!
Use code BLPENTHOUSE for a discount at blacklabelsextoys.com.au ($210)
7. TENGA FLIP 0
Tenga’s FLIP takes male masturbation to new heights of pleasure. A seamless insertion point provides the perfect seal for no lube leakage and a strong vacuum made possible by a one-way valve. Worried about how you might clean this sucker? No worries. The FLIP features Tenga’s pioneering FLIP-open function, keeping the item hygienic.
Get the FLIP at tenga-australia.com.au ($149.99)
8. SCANDAL BED RESTRAINT KIT
Make Christmas a kinky one with this bedroom bondage kit. The Scandal collection includes everything you need for full body restraint, including four tethers, two hand cuffs and leg cuffs (plush-lined, to ensure no tell-tale signs of kinky behaviour), a blindfold and a fully adjustable breathable ball gag. The adjustable strapping fits mattresses up to King Size, whilst the ankle and wrist cuffs keep your lover (or you) perfectly positioned for teasing bondage games. Just thread the strapping under your mattress, clip the cuffs on and you've turn your bed into a bondage board. Who's getting tied down first then? $139.95
Get the Scandal Bed Restraint Kit from adultshop.com.au ($139.95)
9. BOOTY BLING
A buttplug is clearly the most obvious stocking stuffer. Bling up your ring with the Booty Bling – a jewelled wearable silicone buttplug. This stylish and sleek plug has been designed from health-grade silicone, is amazingly smooth, non-porous and body safe. The tapered tip allows for ease of insertion, whilst the thin stem and bulb shape make it feel as good as it looks. Use with your favourite premium water-based lube for extra sensation and slide.
Get the Booty Bling from adulthshop.com.au ($29.95)
Whether you're looking to roleplay or like the look of more traditional lingerie, these thigh high stockings and sexy panties from Randy Fox will go with just about any scenario in the bedroom. They also make excellent stocking stuffers.
Stock up on bedroom lingerie at randyfox.com.au (from $5.50)
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