Last minute requests from women in the throes of passion are common but vary wildly from country to country. Thanks to a recent study by VictoriaMilan, a dating site that caters to people looking to have an extramarital affair, we can now reveal the top last minute bedroom requests.
Women from Spain and Ireland are most likely to make the last minute request that the lights be switched off before you get the chance to roast the broomstick in that magical moment of lust.
The Swiss and Austrian ladies are well known for being active and adventurous, yet prefer to keep their sexual exploits to themselves. Austrian and Swiss men say these women will only perform if the curtains are closed when it comes time to hide the bishop.
If you’re hoping to take a midnight jockey ride with a Scandinavian woman, then you best be equipped. While they have no problem with a random romp, Norwegian and Danish ladies are most likely to request that you put on a condom before feeding the kitty.
Ladies from the United States and Australia are known to be sexually devious, and therefore most likely to request last minute that their lover take a shower, at least if he wants to see the disappearing cane trick. Who doesn’t love a bit of magic?
You’d best make sure you have fresh breath before attempting to sink the sausage with ladies from Hungary and Italy who want their lovers to be minty and don’t mind saying so. If you’re not up to standard, they’re more than happy to pause the foreplay and request that you brush your teeth.
It always helps to have baby oil on hand, particularly if you’re planning on Bringing an al dente noodle to the spaghetti house with a woman from Poland or Belgium. The gents from Poland and Belgium say the intrigue of what she might do with it means they will stop everything in order to meet her last lusty request.
Founder and CEO of Victoria Milan, Sigurd Vedal, gave some words of advice to would-be lovers.
“If you managed to get her this far, you should indulge any last-minute wishes your lover has in order to get her over the finish line. Delaying any request from a half-naked woman in your bed is a bad idea – it’s the make-or-break moment for her, and she’ll have no problem getting up and leaving.
“Be prepared for more than one ‘last’ request, but fill them as soon as she asks to avoid losing the momentum and passion. To put a twist on the old expression: nice guys finish,” Mr Vedal said.