Marriage proposals. It’s one of the most ritualised moments in a heterosexual man’s life. For most, the word "proposal" evokes images of being somewhere romantic, where the man gets down on one knee and pops the question, to which the woman immediately bursts out crying, the grand finale – a tearful, excited yes!”. Magical.
Well once upon a time it was a magical moment. But these days, things have changed and movie-style proposals are antiquated. Traditional wedding proposals are no longer reflective of society and the kind of modern relationships millennials want today.
Thank god for porn tube sites making romance hardcore again.
Popular porn site YouPorn has launched YouPropose, a project that will allow someone to propose to their significant other in front of the site’s 20 million users.
Yes, I have always wanted to scream “YES, BABY!” while millions of greasy men from around the world jerked off to my pleasure.
To take part, all you have to do is submit a paragraph online that details why you would like to ask your partner to marry you on the porn website.
The winner will have their proposal video take over the YouPorn homepage for 24 hours.
"Expectations for the most unique proposals are at an all-time high, as this once in a lifetime moment will never be forgotten. What better way to make your love story truly unique than popping the question in front of the millions of people, and on one of the most popular websites in the world?" said Charlie Hughes, Vice President of YouPorn.
Truly unique.
"We wanted to do something to support partnerships and people who want to celebrate each other. Ideally, we will get some submissions from couples that upload to our site."
Imagine being rejected in front of 20 million strangers with their dick in their hand.
You'd be the first person in the world to get down on one knee on a porn site instead of two.